He just shit on your whole life, bitch.
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mom: is that a hickey
me: what hickey
Dog owners have probably seen most of these at least once!
so i’ve found that Legally Blonde/LotR crossovers are literally the best things
when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply
in 6th grade i got really bad nose bleeds and i could tell 2-3 minutes before i got them. i sat next to this really religious kid so to scare him i said “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he passed out and never came back.